8 Puns for Some Fun

Some of the best puns you can find are here! Take some time to have fun and relax while reading these hilarious puns.

 

 
Sources:

http://www.kappit.com/tag/alpaca-puns/
http://weknowmemes.com/2012/05/you-have-cat-to-be-kitten-me-right-meow/

Star Wars: How it all began

You know Star Wars right? That one franchise that has made fantasy, and sci-fi history? Well, fellow Star Wars fans listen up because EBV newspaper is bringing you one of the happiest news you’ll ever hear… The trailer for the next movie (Rogue One) has been officially released on Youtube! How exciting is that? The movie is unfortunately said to come out on December, but this movie according to our fellow tenth-grade student Tiffany Starr has said that; “This movie is where it all began, people tell me it’s going to be amazing!” Clearly the expectations are high, so is it really going to be worth it? We sure hope so!

It’s The Final Countdown...Till Summer!

The end of the school year is almost upon us...and summer is just around the corner! Don’t rest yet, because we are going to end the school year with a BANG (and tons of work). Even though the quarter has just begun and we still have nine weeks or so to go, let’s try to work hard to make this quarter a great way to end of the year, and an awesome way to start summer. How do I do that? This is a question you might ask yourself, here are some helpful tips to end the quarter with; try to work hard EVERY SINGLE day, make sure you turn in all of your work, always show effort in what you’re doing, and last but not least have fun! Think about this, you are almost done with the quarter, so hang in there. Let’s hope next year is as awesome as this one. New Year, New us, right?

The Dispute has risen up to the Next Level

Bernie Sanders says Hillary Clinton is unqualified to be the next president of the United States of America.

   As the competition for the Democratic nomination continues Bernie Sanders is intensifying his attacks on Hillary Clinton, as he pinpointed that she was unqualified to lead the United States. According to the New York Times Sanders subtle attacks began on “Wednesday night when Mr. Sanders took issue with recent criticism over his understanding of financial regulation policy and assailed Mrs. Clinton from multiple angles.” It seems as if Sanders has made it one of his priorities to attack Clinton, at least, that’s what can be inferred as he said, “People might wonder about your qualifications when you supported virtually every trade agreement, trade agreements which have cost the American worker millions of decent paying jobs.” The dispute between Sanders and Clinton has gone far too long, but now it has reached the next level as Sanders stated that Clinton was unqualified for the job she has been running for.

Take Care and Beware of Heart Disease

Long follow-up study shows endometriosis increases risks for heart disease.

     It has been discovered after a long follow-up study that endometriosis is a  increased risk for heart disease mostly under those women under 40 years old. According to the New York Times “Endometriosis, the growth of uterine tissue outside the uterus, may affect as many as 10 percent of women in their reproductive years.” Its symptoms include painful menstruation, excessive bleeding, and infertility among others. According to the New York Times the study included “116,430 women free of heart disease and stroke at the start of the study. By the end of a 20-year follow-up period, 11,903 of the women had been given a diagnosis of endometriosis.” It is always vital to be healthy and take care of yourself but for women with Endometriosis the task is even harder. Pregnancies, physical activity, alcohol intake, diabetes and other factors cause these women to be 52% more likely to have a heart attack, they are 91% more likely to have angina and 35% more likely to have to undergo coronary bypass surgery. We can see that women are deeply affected by endometriosis and doctors are currently finding out more information about the disease.

Looking For Alaska, a book about life and death

                The book Looking For Alaska by: John Green features the life of young Miles Halter, who leaves his small social group of geeks and drama students to seek for a great perhaps. His parents tell him to stay away from alcohol, cigarettes and drugs when he leaves to boarding school, but alcohol and cigarettes are his ticket to enter the social community of Culver Creek. His roommate leaves Miles to the name of Pudge and presents him to the cigarette seller Alaska Young which becomes Miles secret love. Through the book, Miles deals with the problems of Alaska, the addiction to cigarettes and maintaining his social status on culver creek. Miles deviates himself from the correct path, learning new experiences that would not have been possible in Florida. Creating a new life, the author of this book does not hide anything from the readers, leaving the main character to discover himself, seeking a great perhaps at the same time and learning about life and death.

Kung Fu Panda 3; a new Po

The third Kung Fu Panda movie was released with a box office of 464 million. The movie received the ratings of 7.4/10 IMDb, 86% Rotten Tomatoes and 66% Metacritics. The movie starts with Shi Fu leaving Po to discover who he really is, a panda. In the middle of a discussion between Po and his Dad, arrives a panda looking for his lost son. Po acknowledges him as his Dad, but does not know how to react. Shi Fu tells Po that this is the first stage to rediscover himself and master his CHI.  However, Po decides to leave behind his adopted parent encountering himself in the fun life of pandas. In the movie, Li, Po’s dad says is going to guide Po so he can reach mastery in his CHI, but through the movie, even with a family, Po is left alone.